Saturday, April 30, 2005

my oh my....how bad can this whole week get?

i cut my hair today and it SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!! *strangle myself*

please dont ask me what happened to my hair or "hey! you cut your hair!" or "i think your last time hair nicer leh...." or "oh my god......" cos i think i will burst out crying in front of you guys....*siGh*

jocelyn | 10:45:00 PM

Thursday, April 28, 2005

*scream in terror*

my face is peeling....all thanks to the 3 hours in the sun. bahHhhhh....

jocelyn | 5:54:00 PM

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

i look like lobster mentaiko now....hahaha....my nose is redder than rudolf, my cheeks are on fire and i have a tanned line cos i forgot to put the bloody sun block lotion on my neck!!!!!! *biSh* it's ok....yesterday was still super fun. =)

chris, ne, vril vril, jill, lynno and me met at habourfront station at 9 am....which is damn it early....hahahaha....and headed off to sentosa by bus...the cheapest way to get there...

jill wanted to drink water and she took out this mineral water that we bought. apparently, she cant open the cap...so i helped her to open...but, the cap is so tight!!! haha....and the slogan for the mineral water: something to smile about. me and my big mouth have to say so loudly, " what's that to smile about when you cant even open the bloody cap?!!" what's up next? laughing fiasco of course. lolx....we came up with a theory that we have to smile and look really retarded when we open the cap...which in the end, nene managed to open.

reached sentosa at around 9.30...took the blue line and went to siloso beach. i tell you, the place is nice!!!! swEeeeEttTtt! oh oh...there's this nice colourful 'siloso' thingy at the beach, saw it and it kinda remind me of the australia's advertisement...that rainbow song...haha...i just have to spoil the thing by singing.....

red and yellow and pink and green....purple and orange and blue....
i can sing a raAaiIinNnnbOooWwww....*just try picturing me slaughtering a chicken while singing the rainbow part cos i went extremely out of tune....*

bahHhh...and jill have to say..."well, you can sing a rainbow but you definitely cant sing a song...."hahahahha....a laughing fit again...i guess everyone dreads me singing that song from then on....heehee....

found a hut thingy-ishy near the life guard so our things will be safely guarded. vril vril brought her spongebob mat...so cute!! put our things, applied lotion...erm...me and vril vril sun block, the rest of them sun tanned oil...haha....me too tanned le....any tanner, i wont be surprise if people start speaking indian to me. water, here we come!!!

the sea water is soOoo clear and cooling....first time in my life, i ever went neck-depth into the water. =) enjoyed soaking in the water while the rest of them swam to the island over the other side. me too long never swim liao....paranoid that i will drown....hahaha....

stayed in the water for about erm...close to 3 hours...went back to the shore to have a break. ate the stuff that we brought. tuna, chips, cereals and drinks. so fun....it's been so long since we all gather together to have fun and chill. decided that we all are going to get sun burnt, we went to bathe and headed off to the billabong shop further down by the tram.

the shop was cool...so many board shorts that you dont get to see at shops on mainland...the skirts are nice....but the prices are nicer...haha....i bought a collar tee in the end. 50 bucks....ouch for my heart. the shopkeeper is super friendly...haha...he said that roxy is an aunty brand cos a lot of aunties wear roxy nowadays...seems like aunties are all very hip huh? heez...

felt a little hungry and we went to sakae sushi to eat. i felt like a difficult customer...haha cos our orders are like, no mayo, no spring onions, no onions and no avocado. hmmm...sakae sushi wasnt that bad...the food of course, not as good as sushi tei but still quite alright. we wanted to go to underwater world....but didnt go in the end....went to cinemania to check out the virtual reality rides...

all the pavement were blocked...took a super long time to get to cinemania....our bladder were bursting....when we reached there, frantically looked for a toilet...and you know what? they do not have a toilet at cinemania!!!!! bahHhh...the rides do not look appealing at all, so we went back to the food centre to look for a toilet. surprisingly, the toilets are super clean for a food centre. hahaha....

sat at the food centre for a while and decided that we should head back to mainland...find somewhere to eat and chill and slack. i suggested sushi tei and yea....we went there...hahaha....i m sick of jap food....i swear i m. hailed a maxi cab....it costs 35 friggin' bucks....but the thing is, 35 bucks for going anywhere....bahHhh....let's just spurlge a little....

there were three seats at the back....but four people squeezing....hmmm...i have to be the unlucky sheep...my ass was splited on two seats....so much for comfort in a maxi cab huh? hahhaa....dont know why but we kept laughing in the cab....it's just unstoppable. i guess the driver must be pretty irritated by us.

sushi tei paragon. hahha....nene said she cant seems to escape from her workplace even on her off days....lolx....which is true. cos we're dining there. everyone told an outright lie to their parents....no one said we went to sushi tei to eat dinner...it's either we're at mac or we're drinking coffee....hahahha....funny......

took a group photo in sushi tei....sadly, we didnt take any photos in sentosa....it's alright, we still a lot of chances to go there!

i truely enjoyed myself....*i can sing a rainbow~~~*

jocelyn | 12:01:00 PM

Saturday, April 23, 2005

lame questions for you guys to ponder....hahaha....

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you.

answer is:

1) sing a birthday song.
2) the lion will blow the candle.....

heez....funny?

jocelyn | 11:29:00 PM

happy happy day...went out shopping with my grandma and sis today at orchard....hmmm...weird....i never seems to get bored of orchard though i work there. bahHhh.....haha....whatever it is, shopping was great!

eh....shopping spree today....spent like 200 bucks but i cant seems to see the things...you know....the quantity is like puny. brought my grandma to sushi tei paragon to eat. lolx....it was quite funny....ah bu saw my sis and smiled to her. guess she mistook my sis as me. =P kok fun kept staring at me then smile...what's so funny eh? hahhaa....i bluffed kevin that me and my sis are twins...no surprise, he bought the story. dicky was shocked to see me....hahahaha....and of course, there goes the," oh my god! you two twins ar? not another pair of twins again....."

bahHhhh....wanted to be bad to bluff him but didnt....heehee....

well, the rest of the chefs just stay inside and stared at us eating....which is kinda awkward....how to eat with so many people staring?!! my ah ma thought it was very funny to see the chefs looking at me and my sis though....*hmMmm.......*

ordered a salmon belly soup *yum yum*, age dashi tofu and chicken karaage....so nice!!!!! oh, not forgetting, free hanasaki fried. heez....did i mentioned dessert? oh wait....is it dessert or desert? bahHhhh...anything. one yuzu, one black sesame and one guava sorbet. wahahahahahaha.....delicious....

total bill: 27 bucks. not that bad right?

eh....lemmi see....i bought a new pair of gio jeans, one pmk sheep tee and a roxy belt. took neoprint with my grandma and sis too. hahahahaha....wanted to scan it and put on the blog but....my scanner's down and the comp's a little cranky....so too bad...no photos on blog...

treated them to crystal jade's scallop porridge....found an ant inside....hahaha....rubbish man...it's ok....i m not a difficult customer. =)

total bill: 24 bucks....this is ex....cos we only ordered two bowls of porridge. see the difference in the amount of food we ordered at sushi tei and crystal jade? hRrrmmmMppPHhhhh.....

still, it was fun. oh, i bought a set of clothes for melissa too. see? i spent so much today...

it's okies....next paycheck coming soon!!! wahahaha.....

jocelyn | 10:33:00 PM

Friday, April 22, 2005

wahHhhh!!!! no hope le! no hope le~! cant get into uni le.....! *sniffle*

jocelyn | 1:32:00 PM

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

i need to unwind.

i m pissed....really pissed. why does she backtsabbed me at work? she should be glad that she is not working today if not i will....and i mean it....i will confront her. fuck man. work politics. kiss my ass.

like lynno's badge says: bury me upside down when i die so the rest of the world can kiss my ass. bahHhh...

and i hate her to the core...nothing's gonna change that perspective....no nothing....

days are at work are just getting worse....or at least i think so...mundane. boring. sucky. irritating. thoughts of quitting are occuring more frequent these few days....perhaps i really should. *siGh*

when you are around...i chose not to talk to you cos i'm afraid....but when you are not there, i just wished for your presence. aRghHhh!!!!!
calling me starfish doesnt mean anything....cos he calls other people names too.....
when i was sick, you kept reminding me to eat medicine and sleep during my break....that's just concern for a friend....
but......

why?!!!!! why do i have a freaking crush on you? *biSh* kill me. i.need.to.get.a.life. *tears hair*

never mind. i dont need an answer for that.

step back hypocrites. before jocelyn the ikan squirts seawater on you......

jocelyn | 9:05:00 PM

Monday, April 18, 2005

it's a new week and a new start! woHooOo~~ hahaha.....

still sick though....but heck. eh.....how ar....my blog entries are getting pathetically short....perhaps i should start reading my past entries to see how come i can talk cock....=P

oh oh....hua ming added me in friendster....hmmm...and guess what? he actually knows one my secondary friends....the wonders of friendster and of course, how small singapore is. seems like people know each other indirectly or something. haha....rubbish.

this week's schedule is very erm...how you say....short. as compared to the previous few weeks, it's practically halved. got two off days, one day split and the rest half day....hmmm...wonder if i should be happy or sad. bahHhh....whatever....it's time for me to spend some time at home or go out shopping and chill out. been wanting to go out shopping for clothes but cant seems to find the time...work's been too busy....and stressful.

did i mention i hate china customers? i guess i didnt. well well....let me say it loud and clear then.....

I HATE CHINA CUSTOMERS!

pft~

so troublesome and picky and irritating. act high class.....bunch of sickening jokers. *hRrmmPphHhhh* if sushit tei does sell durians, i will be the first to take the durians and smash their head!!! wahahahaha....but of course, that day will never come. heez....i m being bad.....i know.

it's raining right now....my brain is subconciously telling me to go and sleep and not go to work....but....i will get myself killed for that. hahahha....sad man!! this is like the perfect weather for sleeping!!!! *biSh*

okies....i m crapping...lalala.....got to go and eat le....ciao~

jocelyn | 1:37:00 PM

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

having fever right now....temperature as high as 39.2......*goSh* and the fever has no intention of going down.

guess i can only start work on friday or saturday.

jocelyn | 11:37:00 AM

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

tired....very tired....that's all i can say from now....legs are aching so badly....

oh well....what can i do? need to work a little harder to earn back what i've lost....

realised that i have not seen jill for many many days at work. same as lynno and nene....guess we're all too occupied with our our life....or work, or siGh....i shall not say anything.

been rather down these few days....think it's PMS....bahHhhh....

oh ya....at last, i bought estee lauder's beyond paradise....haha....leonard working in airport, then he can buy it at cheaper rate. =)

got to go home with ahem on sunday night. feels great to talk to him....haha....but felt sad at the same time...siGh. it's just a crush....soon i'll get over it. (",)

the starfish is taking her submarine home.....

jocelyn | 12:47:00 AM

Sunday, April 03, 2005

half day! half day! yeah!!! yeah!!!!

got to do the things that i have like postponed for at least a few weeks. -__________-" i've duplicated the locker room keys for my partner....she's got a locker! hahaha....all thanks to me if not she could have gotten the locker earlier...i dont even have time to spend with my family....what makes you think i have the time to even go downstairs to duplicate one stupid key? hahaha....

have been working my ass off this week....mentally and physically drained....all i want is rest now....nothing but rest and to eat dinner at home. the food outside is killing me....MSG. *hair dropping badly* *later become bald* *wahahahhahahaha*

next week will be a better week....took two off days and a lot of half days...cant take it anymore...if i continue working like this, there will only be two outcome.

1) a thinner ikan.

2) lots of mistakes at work.

heez....

going to close my OCBC account for the sake of opening a POSB one so that sushi tei can deposit my pay. wtf man. i m going to get the ugly blue colour POSB atm card. yuck. *siGh*

oh oh....i'm going cali fitness tomorrow with faizah!! haha....cool huh? have personal trainer some more. gonna work out that fat tummy of mine. heh heh. after that, i will stuff myself with food and more food at sushi tei! yeah!! nene they all will be treating me. *yum yum* gonna treat them lobster or ebi mentai i think. lolx....so fun! and of course, ah bu will not be there...and it means havoc tomorrow! muahahahha....

you guys must be thinking who the hell is ah bu right? *cough*sally*cough* heez....

oh well, got to go bathe now. will blog tomorrow! hahhaa....yesh...i will.

and when are you coming back? sigh...or are you not......